This week's fun with Craiglist was mostly picked because the person is either one of those of the older generation who haven't figured out that when you type in all CAPS it means that you are shouting at the other person (who wants to work for a screamer!??! Having had that experience at my last position, your MatchGirl can certainly say, not she!)
STUDIO ASSISTANT (TriBeCa)
Date: 2009-10-23, 12:27AM EDT
Reply to: jobXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
SMALL STUDIO WORKING WITH DESIGN EXHIBITION ,BRANDING AND VIDEO LOOKING FOR A VERY ORGANIZED , SMART AND DESIGN MEDIA GENIUS TO WORK WITH US
MUST HAVE EXCELLENT WRITTING SKILLS
MUST HAVE KNOWLEGE OR WEB PROGRAMING , PHOTOSHOP, EDITING, EXCELL, ETC,
ANY 3D EXPERIENCE A PLUS
MUST HAVE GOOD ACTITUDE , PHONE SKILLS, AND DATA BASE KNOWLEDGE
THE PERSON SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF EVERYDAY ROUTINE FROM ASWERING THE PHONE TO WORK ON A PHOTOMONTAGE
KNOWLEDGE OF 2D DRAWING ON COMPUTER AND FLUENT IN SPANISH A PLUS
POSITION AVAILABLE INMEDIATELY
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT IF YOU DONT HAVE THOSE REQUIREMENTS !!
* Compensation: 10/12 $ /HR
* This is a part-time job.
* This is an internship job
Wow. This employer is looking for a genius. With lots of experience. To be in charge of the everyday routine of their studio. And for all that, they are willing to pay them a whopping $10 - $12 an hour. How wonderful.
And, apparently, will yell at them a lot.